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since Mar 20, 2009
Instructions:
1. Print it and measure your dong.
2. Take a pic while you do so.
3. Post it on the internet.
4. If more than nine inches, you can now claim real Monstercock Status.
5. If less than nine, you can begin penis enlargement techniques.
6. If you are not patient enough to wait for results, just create a more appropiate ruler!
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