MILITARY SERVICED

"Would you like to be serviced for your service", That's basically how I stated the conversation with a member of the military I meet recently in transit and it worked as he seriously needed to release some pressure and I was only too happy to fall on my knees and do it, A hotel was near and we enjoyed the pressure release session that followed and the wonderful golden shower afterwards that he insisted was to clean out the pipes, Of course I paid for the room the meal after which included a steak dinner and a sizeable cash reward to him for the amount of protein both solid and liquid that he deposited down my throat and to send him on his way so as not to have him spend his hard earned money en route, "WOW!" there goes a refreshed and brave man