BULGEMIKE 5” X 7” X 10” 2STAGE MONSTER PUMP!!!

BULGEMIKE SAYS I’VE BEEN PUMPING MY BIG HUGE GIANT JUMBO GIGANTIC BLOATED OVER ENGORGED SWOLEN FAT BONER & ENORMOUS OVER ENGORGED OVER PUMPED MONSTER BALLS FOR 32 YEARS!!! I USE AN ELECTRIC COW MILKING MACHINE TO SUCK ON IT FOR HOURS & HOURS EVERYDAY!!! JUST LIKE THE UDDER ON A DAIRY COW WHICH BECOMES ENORMOUS FROM DAILY MILKING MY BASEBALL SIZED TESTICLES HAVE ALSO GROWN ENORMOUS FROM HAVING ALL THE SEAMAN & CUM SUCKED OUT OF THEM SEVERAL TIMES A DAY!!! I LOVE TO TAKE 100mg. VIAGRA SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TOO WHICH I WASH DOWN WITH A HERBAL TEA I MAKE OUT OF L-ARGININE, MACCA, GINSENG, HOTNY GOAT WEED, COLLEGEN, & A MULTI-VITAMEN JUST TO HELP MY COCK & BALLS GROW BIGGER & BIGGER, & BIGGER & BIGGER & BIGGER; & TO HELP MY TESTICLES PRODUCE HUGE AMOUNTS OF SEAMEN & SPERM!!! THAT’S WHY MY MONSTERMEAT HAS GROWN TO BE SO JUMBO GIGANTIC!!! I JUST LOVE TO PUMP MY BIG HUGE GIANT FAT COCK & ENORMOUS BLOATED SWOMEN OVER ENGORGED MONSTER BALLS UP JUMBO GIGANTIC & THEN STUFF THEM INTO AN XL SIZE 44” XL SPEEDO BRIEF!!! I LOVE TO CLIMB OUT OF THE WATER & JUMP UP & DOWN ON THE DIVING BOARD WHICH MAKES MY MONSTER MEAT REALLY BOUNCE UP & DOWN, BACK & FORTH SPRINGING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! I ALWAYS AM ABLE TO PICK UP A BOY TOY WHEN I DO THIS & I’LL TAKE THEM BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A MONSTERMEAT PUMP PARTY!!!