Big Ted Bear

I've always had the hots for Ted Colunga--and I still do. He a rare type--a guy who reached authentic daddyhood and beardom by the age of 30. And when I argued that his unique persona (plus that hooded chunk of Hungarian meat) had won him 'honorary monstercock' status, some of you agreed, and since he neither cranks it up to full (much less cums) in this brief shower scene, you're the ones likeliest to enjoy it most.