Diamond-chip clips

I suppose I could have called this potpourri "Horsing around with his horsecock," but I wanted to get Chris's name into the title. It's a home-movie collection of video takes (some of them very brief indeed) that Chris himself posted in one place or another over the past few months, and which then reappeared on a fanpage tumblr account (chrisdiamondx.tumblr) that keeps close track of the Spanish superstar's works and days. Chris's own twitter account was suspended at some point (why, I don't know), and I gather he has moved along to Instagram. But I leave it to Chipp (his #1 fan here) to sort out all these cyber-doings. Having now entered the Queen Mum phase of my size queen career, I'm frankly baffled by much of what all you bright young things are up to. (Be that as it may, I still know a monstercock when I see one.)