Lost in translation

From: corthot

10 years ago 16,159 11:24

9% (55 votes)

Categories: Straight Sex Videos

Chris Diamond's talent may not be totally lost here, but it has certainly strayed a bit. And while the result isn't as mediocre as his last Brazzers appearance--posted the other day as "Chris makes a deal"-- it's no cause for celebration either. (Plot: Witch-faced rich-bitch Ava Austen hires busty young Nakane to act as translator between her & her Spanish boytoy, Chris.) Athough the entire 33-min scene was devoted to action, I couldn't even carve out 12 minutes of jack-worthy footage, mostly because of amateurish direction & camerawork-particularly in the fucking, which kept Chris's salami maddeningly hidden for minutes on end. So enjoy the cocksucking views I've chosen and hope for better Brazzers scenes to come. (I do think, however, that Chris needs a tough & savvy agent with some candid career advice to offer.)

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FreakMuscleXXL 8 years ago

I love Chris. He is so cool. Just a real super hung macho who knows what he has in his pants :-)

crazy4cock 10 years ago

act, I'm gratified & heartened by your kind & thoughtful words. Believe me, knowing that someone understands what goes into editing these clips makes it all worthwhile.

atc 10 years ago

Great editing job, thanks

jamie931 10 years ago

Chris & Nakane are great together in the two clips they're in, so why did Brazzers fuck things up by throwing in that hooked-nosed horror, Ava Austen?

raymondbamberger 10 years ago

Chris has a 5*+ shlong, no matter what!

papagallo222 10 years ago

Ava sure didn't get her money's worth from Nakane--who was too busy making goo-goo eyes at Chris & his fat piece to translate half of what each one was saying to the other. (Where's 'stuey' when we need him? On vacation with 11gtea maybe...)

keikobad 10 years ago

What does it say about a guy who'd call CD's face 'hideous' but cherishes a clip starring Ricky Ramos (aka 'Hector' / The Big Latino)??? Mind you, I love them BOTH, but Chris is a veritable ADONIS (in the face, body & dick department) compared to poor Ricky! Sheesh!

tdav 10 years ago

What does one say about a guy who has a nice fat schlong but a hideous face? WOOF! and RUFF!

georgungeheuer 10 years ago

I'm with Andy. Chris's fat & juicy dick is a constant delight.

cecilsparacino 10 years ago

Thumbnail "lost in transition"?