The latest installment of BA's "Scandal in the Vatican 2" series brings back Brother Massimo (Joel Birkin) and the Swiss Guard cutie (Andrei Karenin) who seems to be a steady of his. With barely ten minutes to get their rocks off, the friar & the guardsman go at it like jackrabbits, with Massimo scoring his fourth piece of boi-booty since his early-morning wank. The surrounding story-line is increasingly bizarre--with stretches of dialogue in a mysterious variant of English--but I'll stick to showing you only the action scenes. [Posting this is still another interruption in my attempt to put that Chris Diamond footage into manageable shape--but I still hope to upload the results sometime this weekend.]
100mph fuck
I think the 'frenetic' complaint is oddly beside the point, but I'm willing to concede that this scene (and in fact the whole "Vatican Scandal 2" so far) can't compare with BA's earlier Roman holiday. Just look at "Profane communion" & "Seventh Heaven" from two years ago.
Frenetic or not, I like Birkin's bone. And I'm a uniform queen, too. :-)
I agree with other posters. Too frenetic.
Yes, the pace is as rapid-fire as a Mack Sennett comedy, but it at least the action is good.
Too frenetic.
From the beginning I've suspected Birkin is George Duroy's current boyfriend. He has some (not much) English, & GR goes out of his way to indulge his wish to show it off onscreen. It's surely not to play to his subscribers (predominently Anglophone) since most of it is actually incomprehensible.