I'm going to think of this li'l feller as one of Santa's elves--updating him to suit the season (since I suspect he's already been featured here before.) Now, though, in my scenario, he's one of the gang supplying eggnog for the Day-After-Christmas company party at North Pole Central.
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Big dick.
Big eruption.