Cock rules!

In porn, a guy's looks tend to be less important than his equipment. But when you see a guy as notably un-prepossessing as this one (to put it kindly), you just KNOW he's gonna be hung like a horse. Well, he is. And I suppose the fact that he answers to "Big John" counts as another hint. (My guess is he blasts off like Mount Vesuvius, too, but this slut guzzles down all the lava, so who knows?)