Still a perfect 10!

Is the phrase that gave this 1986 movie its title ("A Perfect 10") as forgotten today as Bo Derek,
the (female) beauty who inspired it? And are today's size queens as ignorant of such iconic size kings of the past as Chad Johnson (b. 1962)? They shouldn't be when you consider that not a single one of his successors in the size department has ever equaled his multiple (and very Italianate) charms. A muscular 6-footer, he had dark glossy/wavy locks, double-knit lashes, eyes like matching sapphires, super-kissable lips, a cleft in his chin, a hairy chest, and a treasure trail that led to an authentic treasure--a great, big, vein-laden, uncut cock. Here, a lucky Brett Simms gives it the all-out adoration it deserves.