The Birkin enigma

This puzzlement began over 2 years ago, when I posted "Not ready for his CU." I recently picked up on it again with "What has gone before" and "He's ready when you are." Now we have the subject of all this build-up--one Joel Birkin--shown at length in a photoshoot that turns into a jacking session. And the question resonates still: why has George Duroy made such a fuss over this guy? Yes, he has a long uncut cock--but, lacking proportionate girth, he could hardly rival Jack Harrer, much less the legendary, now-retired Trevor Yates. Moreover, his physique has only youthful grace to recommend it, and he himself is not exactly Mr. Personality--having a sullen face that displays two basic affects: boredom & mistrust. And yet, over at the BA site, any negative commentary--no matter how diplomatically put--is defensively swatted down by Duroy, who seems convinced that this fellow will 'fit in' with the BA agenda and go on to become a star performer. But you, Your Majesties, do you agree with him?