Nice and slow

I put this together last night (when the site was at a virtual standstill) to draw attention to the fact that navigation had become incredibly slow but NOT nice.( Now that normal conditions prevail again, I probably should have tossed it--but Kevin Dean's classic monster might still be enjoyable to many despite the annoyingly slo-mo presentation I've given it.) If I hear too many boos & hisses, I'll yank it.