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LoneWolf10 uploaded a clip from Iggy Pop's 1991 concert at the Olympia Music Hall in Paris.  It starts at the end of "I Wanna Be Your Dog" with Iggy singing "I ain't no motherfucking bastard dog".  That's my new theme song, because this wolf is fucking sick to death of being treated like a motherfucking bastard dog.

Iggy drops his trousers and we see full frontal shots of his cock.  He is hung, but although he is a grower it doesn't look like he has the 11 inches he claims.  But this is not a porn video and Iggy has to be careful not to be obscene.  A huge cock is obscene. Many cameras were used, and most cock shots were edited out so Iggy would appear as a Rock Star, not a Porn Star.  Probably the "substances" he takes to enjoy his performance shrivel up his cock.  Plus it's difficult to be aroused while focusing on entertaining thousands of music fans with the authorities also in attendance.

Next he blasts into a ferocious and completely over the top version of "No Fun".  It starts off like a nice pop song, then turns into a wild, rude, maniacal, and frantic rocker.  He sings "It ain't no fucking fun to be alone" with sincere emotion and sings "Fuck" more times than I can count.  Iggy Pop proves he is, without a doubt, the greatest frontman in rock and roll.  He is the inventor of stage diving and crowd walking.

The backing band is the Trolls, with Whitey Kirst on lead guitar and hair.  Whitey has more fucking hair than anyone on Earth and dances around Iggy while he plays killer guitar licks, ripping through the noise effortlessly.  Craig Pike on bass does a great job keeping the groove with drummer Larry Mullins.  Iggy also plays guitar.

"Kiss My Blood", the 107 minute DVD of the concert was directed by world-famous director Tim Pope and includes 22 songs, most written by Iggy.  It's title refers to Iggy bleeding, which he usually does performing live.  You can see him examine a cut on his arm caused by him smashing his guitar at the end of the MonstercockLand clip.  The concert was part of the "Brick by Brick" tour to promote Iggy's album of the same title.  It was his first Gold-certified album in the U.S. and featured his first Top 40 U.S. hit "Candy", a duet with B-52's singer Kate Pierson. 

The video attracted much controversy because of Iggy exposing his cock.  Jim Morrison of the Doors tried the same thing at a Miami concert in 1969, but was convicted of indecent exposure and was definitely going to prison.  That's why he fled to Paris and successfully faked his death.

One of Iggy's best songs is "The Passenger", and a movie with that title about Pop's early career with the Stooges is now in production. The film directed by Nick Gomez is expected to be released in theaters in 2010.  Elijah Wood plays Iggy Pop.

Iggy Pop:  You write about things of importance to you.  And it's gotta be for real.  Do I think about my dick?  Oh, yeah, all the time.  If I think about it all the time, I got a right to sing about it.  If I wasn't thinking about it all the time but thought, "It's time to write a rock song, I'd better mention my dick," then I wouldn't even be able to say "dick" right?  Besides, it's an ecological line.  It's not, "My dick is all bad, motherfucker, wickety wackety woo."  It's nature-oriented. (laughs) It is!  The way I feel today, I don't want to write any more fucking songs.  Fuck it, my brain hurts, and I'm sick of hearing that's good, or I get it, or I don't get it.  It's too dumb.  It's not dumb enough.  Oh, shut the fuck up.  Leave me alone.  I'm not gonna write anymore.  This is what I've lived through in this goddamn fucking music business.  I have loaded my potentially excellent mind with the crap that these pigs are pouring on it.

* All this fucking crap they said I did.  I only did it because I believed I was playing the actual music that was appropriate and good to reflect that time and place.  Frankly, I've always felt I was completely innocent.  Nobody understands me, I'm really sensitive.  Everyone thinks I should be so happy, fucking all these chicks, and all the drugs and being a star.  But I hurt.  And I'm lonely.

* I've never had any sort of macho revulsion of fags, but David Bowie and I never, never, never, never.  Everybody would think that, but I never saw him be that way anyway.  I'll tell you this.  That guy got more p-u-s-s-y.  I couldn't believe it.  Talk about a bitch magnet.  Damn!  Actresses, heiresses, waitresses, skateresses.  And me?  I was just left holding my dick most of the time.  But I got lucky sometimes.  I got a good song out of a girl I was knocking off at the time, and it became "China Girl".

* I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

* Almost all cool-ass rock front guys are incredibly huge assholes.  It would be nice to meet one who wasn't.

*  I've done four shows so far on this tour.  The first show, they got me with a full bottle of vodka, capped.  I couldn't believe they got me.  I was shocked because I'm hard to hit.  I can dodge right.  But they got me and I sort of went down for about three minutes.  Last night in Warsaw, they threw a lot of shirts, very interesting.  They were almost all plaid shirts, long sleeve, flannel.  And bodies, people throw themselves up there a lot.

* The last offer I got called for me to perform oral sex on camera and my manager didn't even send me the script, he was so insulted. It was pretty funny.  I ran into the director, at a VIP hotel, actually, at a celebrated hotel, because he is a celebrated director, and he said, "Oh, I sent you a script, didn't you get it?"  And I played dumb.  The last thing I'd done before that was a kids' movie, "Snow Day", with people like Chevy Chase in it.  I was the guy they hired to stick my hand in a toilet bowl.  So I tend to attract these things.

* Basically it's just, "Ha ha, I got a dick" music.  That’s all it is, "and you don't, so pay up, I'm not your mom and dad.  Fuck you."   And that's it right there:  "Fuck you, I’m not your mom and dad.  I don’t care.  Just give me the fucking money."

Whitey Kirst:  It was in Columbus Ohio, lots of kids on summer vacation, Iggy was probably freaking them out or something, I think they were scared.  So he saw these kids in the front and he dove out at them, but they were so scared I guess they moved out of fear or something, so he went straight into the concrete head first.   Our guy Josh pulled him out of the crowd and got him back onstage, he was bleeding a lot, and only had one arm.  He crawled a little, grabbed the mic and started saying all this weird cool shit on his knees, singing and talking at the same time, really cool stuff, then he started fading.  Josh came on stage and threw him over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes and walked off.  We played a while longer then we split too.  He was backstage with an ambulance, he was freaking out saying he wanted to keep playing and finish the gig, but he had a dislocated shoulder and his head was split, so they took him to the hospital.  We kept doing gigs after that a little while.  Josh the roadie would gaff tape his arm to his side around his waist so he couldn't move it.