Long story short

Although BA newcomer Helmut Huxley really isn't my kind of guy, his long, slender dick is of a type much favored by many here. So it's to alert them to his arrival that I've reduced this 13-minute photoshoot reportage to less than half its original length--a sampling that still leaves the final jackoff footage intact. (In all fairness I should add that having a long dick is merely one of Helmut's charms: his fresh-faced beauty is plain to see, and he shoots with enough force to score a direct hit on his chin.)

Comments (6)

by heurtebise 9 years ago

All these kids (Czech, Slovak, Hungarian) seem to have really great teeth. (I guess 'socialist' universal health care covers dental matters, too.)

by phreddie1 9 years ago

This post is the first reassurance that despite all the crap on the first two pages of the Videos section, (lots of spam and feeble recyclings), the site is still functioning, more or less, as it should. Thanks, Crazy!

by zorrofan 9 years ago

I'm a girth man myself, but Helmut is certainly lovely to look at.

by blojobista 9 years ago

Note to 11greent: those are NOT rose petals! (I think they're bougainvillea, but I'm not sure.)

by bigdonato 9 years ago

Reminds me of Mick Lovell...

by jamie931 9 years ago

He's a doll! (And his chin dripping cum is quite a sight.)